Big Blogger Brother Must Be Watching...

For some strange reason I'm not able to post pictures to my blog since last night ... Now I know that check I wrote to my internet provider didn't bounce ( my child support check might have ...)
and my credit card got charged for my webpage . Is there a Cortney Gee Conspiracy in the makings? I will make sure to keep delivering the humor with text until we figure it out ...

IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME ...

I'm more than shocked to find out that Anna Nicole Smith was found dead today. I can only imagine that it's poetic justice or true lovers finally being with eachother . She said that she really felt for then 89 year old J. Howard Marshall that she married a year before his death. I guess the years have been quite rough on old girl . She had to sleep with a virtual corpse , won 474 million dollars in the damn there necrophillia lottery only to have a court say all that nasty work earned her nothing ,looked like a psycho on a reality show, got fat got skinny , and her 20 year old son died the day after her brand new baby was born.

Now the backdoor play has a whole new meaning in the NBA

It's official downlow brotherhood has been declared by former NBA baller John Amaechi... here is an excerpt from an article about him in 2001 ... it's like the reporter was already hip ...
"Erudite Orlando center John Amaechi relishes his standing as the most unique player in the NBA

HE CARRIES A LAPTOP COMputer almost everywhere he goes, updating his Web site regularly. He reads books on child psychology. He visits art galleries and museums. He looks for seminars to attend when his team has an off-day on the road. He writes poetry--and he writes it well.

Yes, John Amaechi plays basketball in the NBA, but he isn't really a basketball player. He is a Renaissance Man. The Orlando Magic have uncovered a real breath of fresh air.

Amaechi is bidding to become one of the better centers in the Eastern Conference this season, yet basketball actually bores him. He would rather be talking French with Atlanta Hawks center Dikembe Mutombo than talking trash with Detroit Pistons center Eric Montross.

He would rather be sipping tea in his favorite coffee shop than scouting one of his rivals on television. His life is too short to be consumed by a game. There is little passion to his play, but a wonderful love for his life.

"Basketball does not define me," he says. "It's my occupation for now, but it's not my definition."

Raised in Manchester, England, he is the first player from Great Britain to play in an NBA regular-season game. And he also is arguably the league's most intellectual player."

I bet you every player he ever took a shower with or recieved the pat of the rear from is furious!!

So British of him to be into buggery!!!!

iPOD or NOT iPOD.. that's a good question...

Recently the people at Microsoft threw themselves into the MP3 player game and introduced the ZUNE. Well I'm not hating on Bill "Onnairre" Gates but I'm cool on his latest technological offering. I'm an admitted Applehead and Ipod addict. I have been down with mac before there was laptops.




Though I'm shame to admit it there was a time when I used to take my old mac desktop in my trunk whilst on the road writing jokes . Talk about mobile computing and there's a visual for you.

I have so many iPods I have them set up in all my rooms , hell I'm ready to post one up I saw on the internet for the bathroom. I could play relaxing jazz while I read the Bible .