Cortney Gee's True Cleveland Comedy Stories:

I have had the pleasure of working with some of today's brightest comedy stars . The darkest moment I shared with a artist had to be the night I opened The Mike Epps Comedy Tour and Charlie Murphy got booed . When I said booed I mean really like Boo N*kka get off stage booed !!!

I was horrified seeing he was getting way more money than me and I had rocked the crowd plus this cat is brother to a comedy legend.

Some people don't understand or appreciate the degree of difficulty associated with stand up comedy. We are truly only as good as our last joke with the audience.

After the show I talked to Charlie who though shaken was cool about the experience. Gotta give the brother props he took that in stride.
Plus he and Dave Chapelle gave us one of TV's funniest skits with the Rick James bit

Thin Line Between In Love and In Sane


Many of you have probably heard like I have of the astronaut Lisa Nowak driving 900 miles in a piss soaked diaper from Houston to Orlando to settle some scores with her other dude's other woman. Talk about losing your mind over something or someone. When you put on on a diaper gas up your car and tell your husband look I'll be back I have some sh*T I have to handle ..Holla!! You have crossed over that thin line.




That's something I was talking to a friend about just the other day . Those things that we do that can cause someone to don camouflage make up, fatigues and be lurking in your bushes with a butter knife between their teeth. That's why I break up the old fashion way... let's not be friends , we don't need to keep in touch and if you see me walking down the street and I start to cry each time we meet... those are tears of joy ... I'm mad dammit WALK ON BY!!!

The Love Doctor

Some things are just against the rules ...

The other day a friend of mine asked me what I thought about a situation that her friend was suffering through. For a few months her girlfriend has been secretly seeing her babies daddy's childhood friend. She met the childhood friend before the baby daddy but he moved away and in the interim she met fell in and out of love with her babies daddy . Now that he is back in town and she and her ex are no longer a couple and only share a child, she feels that it's perfectly ok to pursue the relationship with dude.

I listened to this with mouth open wide and dumbfounded. I mean there has to be something sacred in relationships and knocking your boys babies mamma's boots has to be one of them. I would question just how much a friend my friend was if he could do that to me and I would think that my babies mamma was using my boy as a weapon against me .

I know I bury my ex's in a graveyard but i hope that none of my friends decide to be archaeologist and dig up her bones and decide to play with them.

What do ya'll think about this one ?