The Mothership Has Landed... yet some still need a flashlight!!!



I have been a funkateer since 76' snuck and saw the landing of the Mothership with my big cousin Sandy. That was the best concert I had ever seen.

9 years old came in the house half high on a contact singing " Make my funk the P Funk.." My mamma whupped my ass . Second hand weed smoke numbed the lashes.
One of the few moments when the ass whuppin didn't outweigh the action.

A couple of years ago I was in Amsterdam and had the opportunity to perform on stage as a backup singer for the P Funk AllStars.

Eddie Griffin and I entertained the good folks of holland to a month of shows at the Comedy Cafe there and through him I was allowed up on stage.Much to my surprise Micheal " Kid Funkadelic " Hampton , a fellow Clevelander recognized me and was like you know the words right? I was like hell yeah then he told me to go out onstage and sing . It wasn't like George would have known he was high as gas prices last summer.
















I don't know how many of you have listened to the lyrics or read the great cartoons on the back of the old lp's. But George was dropping some real knowledge on them...

Our kids have been cheated

When I was young you could see the biggest aand brightest stars joked and jam on Sesame Street or the Muppet Show .
Now of course my kids are too old to be looking at Sesame Street
( is that show still even on?) and even they were still young would they be dumb as we were not too question Ernie and Bert living together , Cookie Monster obvious addiction, The Count being a pimp , Big Bird's gay relationship with Snuffi and Oscar needing anger management and welfare assistance .


What's really a shame my kids didn't get a chance to see Lil Micheal Jackson perform.

My youngest Cortney Jr actually argued me down that Usher was a better entertainer than Micheal Jackson ...

Thank GOD for youtube!!!

When being a friend is more than enough...
Being the bachelor friend that most of my partners girls despise the most. Just who do they call when the bliss has worn over and they want to escape? Me ... which only makes their girl ( wife , fiance etc.) hate Cortney Gee even more.

See I live alone in a three bedroom ranch home with a fully finished basement . Not like I can tell friends no when they need refuge... but now I do.
One partner too many has made it where there is no need to guess if you can use my guest room.
Dude smoked weed in the crib when I was gone even when I told him to not do so. Not like I haven't ever smoked a joint or two or three or a nickel bag or a dime or a quarter. But that was when I was either very young or in Amsterdam , whatever happens in amsterdam stays in amsterdam especially if you like to window shop.

To top it off here is a brother crashing on my couch burning up my lights basking in my heat and had the nerve to invite a chick over and making out on my couch . I haven't been able to look at that couch the same since. ( febreeze might knock out the scent but the memory still lingers)

I'ze Free For Now

If you have been coming to the blog and read about me having to go to court about what I consider to be the most bogus ticket I ever received ... here's the update. Went to court today plead not guilty ( like any innocent or guilty man should) . So the magistrate gave me a court date to face the accusing officer at Cleveland Justice Center.
Feb 27 I'm going to represent myself in front of a jury ( like that dude that shot the folks on that train) if you have never laughed at a court case that was pure entertainment when he confronted the people he had assaulted. " So who shot you?" When they all replied ahhh it was you!!!!!
He asked the judge could you please excuse this witness he or she is hostile .


On the 27th I stand before Judge Keough.From what I understand she is fair. But if she is not Im going to take a page out out Pacino's book and be like you're out of order , your'e out of order this whole damn court is out of order.

So get the Free Cortney Gee t shirts ready ...