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I watched the Super Bowl on sunday and effectively went cold turkey on my Law and Order jones.
For those that haven't figured it out I loathed reality tv.



I've become hooked on L&A doesn't matter which one either if there is a marathon I'm propped in front of the television for a entire day of mayhem.





I like the old school one best Jerry Orbach's sharp wit made the show.









Can somebody tell me what evil deity Ice T sold his soul to to be a regular cast member with his horrible acting ass ? Was it Babel, Lucifer, Beelzebub, Satan or was it all of them.












What's your favorite Law and Order ?

This weeks post will not be televised will not be televised will not be televised... but the blog will be live...
I promised over the weekend that I wouldn't blog any sexual material . I figured after the two stories concerning my freaky auntie it's only fair that I pen something that showcases my more sensitive side.

Today in the wake of my court date ( I speak of it like it's a double murder I'm indicted for... I've been accused of running a stop sign) I've been thinking of all the things I've never done that I most people have... like been invited to a wedding .

I know that sounds retarded right . I mean people have invited me to funerals which by the way I don't like to attend. I do like funeral after parties though ... found myself at a few of those and didn't even know the person they were toasting off ooh wee too much fun to even write about .
But when it concerns my good friends that find themselves in love and ready for the big commitment they never tell me about it until after the fact or when they are ready to be divorced.

I'm serious ya'll wouldn't believe how many times my friends have called me and struck up the conversation about how they was thinking about divorce and I've replied by saying " You're Married ?"

DC (regular blogger )... the other day he was over to my house talking about relationships and he spoke of his second wife . I was like second wife? I didn't know he had been married one time let alone two times.
One of my boys told me straight up what it was about me that kept me from being on the invite list to a marriage. "Cortney my girl hated you cause you symbolize the thing that she was taking me away from... bachelorhood!"
Wow so it's true to be married you gotta have like minded partners huh?
He was right cause if I had been invited when the Reverend asked that question ," If there is anyone here that does not approve of this bonding let them spoke now or forever hold his or her peace ." I would have at least coughed.
I'm grown now and this bachelor thing is slowly becoming I'm going to be an old dude by my damn self.
So if any of ya'll are about to jump the broom send a brother an invite.. I promise I'll behave and look good in my tux.

Black Man Coaches Indianapolis SuperBowl Win
White Quarterback Wins MVP






















But the big story is The Purple One Turns Out HalfTime Show


Prince Rogers Nelson did his thing in royal fashion and truly outshines the game. I was taken back to the 80's when he and The Gloved one were neck and neck on who was R&B's baddest.









Not even the heavy downpour could put a drizzle on his purple rain. Found it to be humorous when he quipped " Take a picture of me performing in the rain... Baby I'm a star!!!"

Since the infamous Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction the halftime show producers have taken precautions with whom they booked to perform. I was blown away when i found out they was going to have Ecnirp do his thing. Seeing there was a time that Prince didn't have a problem with showing his ass literally on stage.

But now that he is a Jehovah's Witness and damn there 50 he is tame enough to to deliver a show that's user friendly for the good folks at CBS.

Did anyone notice that even in the all that rain his mascara didn't run?