Next Weeks Blogs....


Will not have any sexual connotations.I've committed myself after watching Creflo Dollar and Joel Osteen on tv to writing from a higher plane...

























Yeah that where I get my religion.. it's from the comfort of my home and there are no collection plates passed around.















So I'll be posting if I'm not in the can ... about things of a more gentle ( gentile) nature!!!

Fugg The Police!!!

Of course some of the readers will take this statement to a whole nother level and go look to bone those that serve and protect.
Going to court on a bogus traffic ticket on Monday morning ...

Hope it all works out or I'm going to have to write the blog on toilet paper and post it later..




Sincerely Yours,
Mr. Gee
"I am a Revolutionary!!!"

GET YOUR TEE SHIRTS NOW!!!!


If ya'll don't see a blog posting after Monday Afternoon.. ya'll know what it is....
Purchase the T shirt so I can post bail...

Write A Letter To Myself...

If I could go back and talk to that 18 year old that I was in 86' and guide him so that I wouldn't have had to endure some of life pains... I wonder would I really keep me from living.


They say hindsight is 20/20 but what bad choices I've made have definitely been the foundation for the MAN that I am today.

What wouldnt' I have done ...
Took out that student loan.. I never finished college, don't feel that I need to finish paying back the loan.
Let me tell you they hunt you down... If they want to find Bin Laden the CIA should enlist student loan people or child support in the effort!
Ok there might be at least a few things I would have done that I didn't like...
1991 I would have invested 5000.oo dollars in trogan condoms right before Magic made the big announcement!
Instead of just buying a new Apple Computer I would have bought some stock right before they launched the iPod . ( kick myself in the ass for those choices everyday when I blog on this Powerbook)



Maybe I would have told myself to wear a condom at least three more times ...
but I wouldn't have had " The Monkees".
So in looking back even my most fugged up choices produced gems!!!

Back Down Memory Lane ...


The other day I was riding down a major street in Cleveland and to my horror I saw a part of my young adulthood demolished. The Miles Drive In for decades provided the youth the joy of cinematic viewing and carnal pleasures. Well they have torn it down and planning to put a shopping center on the lot that I frequented when I was too young and broke to go to a motel.

I'm sure I'm not the only one that has memories of playing stink finger while watching a double feature horror flick.Back then I thought the directors of those movies placed the screams strategically to drown out the sounds of young lovers either having a great time or trying to figure out what they were doing. I promise you it took particular skill to get it on in a hatchback... but if you had the usage of a luxury sedan it was like being at the Hilton Suites.

Back then I had a 1977 Chrysler New Yorker
I shared with my mom during my school days .

My friends called it "The Love Boat."


My mom thought of it as her Holy Roller.
The worst thing about those times I used the car on friday and saturday doing the devil's work she used it on Sundays to go to church and Febreeze hadn't been invented.
I don't want all of you thinking that this is just a post about me reminiscing about the ghost of freak moments past... The Miles Drive In is where I first saw my fantasy do her thing ...back in like 73' my mom and her girlfriend snuck my sister and I and Carol's 6 kids ( we were in the trunk of a cadillac.. thank GOD the trunk opened when we got passed the cashier !!!) to see Coffy...