The Love Doctor
( and the hits just keep coming !!!)

For those that know me this following statement won't come to a surprise nor shock you. I don't have many female friends !!!
Not that I'm against a healthy platonic relationship but after Lolita and a couple other chosen few I'm definitely at my limit. The reason I'm not very fond of female friends is because when a woman tells me that she just wants to be my friend what i hear is without doubt she has no interest in sleeping with me and though she may not mean to be unfriendly I find that fact to be the most unfriendly thing a female can tell me.

To make matters worst if I do decide to be their platonic friend they spend most of the time we are friends telling me about the losers that they do sleep with and how they wish they found someone like me but not me ... WTF!!??!!!

Well here is one of those friends( no it's not Loleezie) dropping yet another problem on me and I had to share it with ya'll for your reading pleasure and to keep from paying someone to rid me of these thoughts .
( Blank) called me today and was like ... " Hey Cortney can I ask you what you think about this ?" Automatically I wanted to say no because without doubt my Geeism wasn't what she was really looking for .

But being the real friend that I am and I sensed this was going to be some sh*t to blog about I agreed to listen .
She proceeds to tell me that she wonders if her man is satisfied seeing that after sex he is always wanting to get up and roll out.
I paused then I dropped it on her ... if your dude is looking to bounce it's not that he isn't satisfied, there's just more sexing to do and maybe that action is somewhere else or he is married.


Me myself when it's good ( and to be honest I ain't never had bad cause I have yet to have sex and not catch that funny feeling ...hehehehehe)
I'm sleep daddy or just for cinematic purposes I light the celebration cigar!!!!

Amanda Hamm gets 10 years ...
boyfriend does life...

Now something is just wrong here .. mother of 3 drowns her babies and isn't fully held accountable for the murders. Guess that makes true what our mother's always said
" I brought you into this world and I'll take your ass out !!!"

I remember this kid

Ten years ago he shot and killed a playmate in the state of Michigan. They argued back and forth about trying him as an adult .
Cause the kid he shot wasn't mine and all I could think about was the kid that was on trial .
I was like well he's a kid now maybe he doesn't need to be punished as you punish an adult that commits a crime.
Now that he has completed his sentence in "gladiator school" let's see what he does with his life ...

Talent and TV don't go hand in hand ...
I'm so tired of reality tv . Can somebody tell me what's so realistic about reality television? I mean I've never seen anybody keep it real once a camera was turned on.
15 minutes of fame ... damn they are giving that sh*t out like the clap .

Sister Big Bones
















I like a woman with some meat on their bones...
and I want to send a shout out to Anthony Hamilton for expressing that same sentiment . Can't figure out why Tyra Banks is in such an uproar . The fact that she was the phattest of all the supermodels has been her claim to fame.

When I say I like women with some meat on their bones by no means do I like obese women... not knocking them but definitely not knocking their boots! Many of my friends are probably laughing at this post cause they know a woman used to just need a pulse and a heartbeat .. pulse optional. As I've grown up and matured I do have a taste I've developed . Of course I have the right to change it when I feel like it or Jack Daniels influences me.
Tyra if you want to be upset about something be made with your hairstylist for making your hair too big ( don't hate on McD's for that wide booty .. we like it like that!!!).

Ever been dating someone and realized when you where sharing a blockbuster moment that the two of you have nothing in common more than the desire to screw eachothers brains out ?

Like when you are sitting there thinking why are they laughing at this scene .
Or when your favorite movie is playing and the person you are dating just arent getting why you dig the flick so much. I say that's the opportune moment to let it go before you fill yet another plot in the ex girlfriend grave yard .
Normally my movie to play to see if a potential mate and I can make it is Scarface ( 1983) . If she understands that it's more than a movie about coke and murder we have a shot... if she can do a Tony Montana impression I'm headed to Zale's looking for a diamond.

it's a damn shame that on Super Bowl Sunday the big story will be a " A Black Head Coach Wins Super Bowl". Why in 2007 is that such a big deal and why do we as black people help to give credit to it?

I mean it's not hard to believe that a brother can rally a team of predominately black players to win a game is it?


If we are still thinking its big thing for a black head coach to be coaching a super bowl how are we ever going to get to the point where we can believe a brother can lead the country.Even if the black candidate speaks so well ..
like Sen. Biden has said.