Cortney Gee ... aka the love doctor
I find myself being in conversations with my female friends from time to time that makes me look at the phone and question why they think it's cool to speak to me about some issues . No matter what it is they ( ya'll know whom you are ) just drop it off on me and asks me for answers ... I'm sure they already know .
Case in point the other day a very good friend of mine and I were chatting on the cellphone before 6 pm which means she was a fellow sprint user cause I don't waste those minutes on Cortney let me tell you about whats going on in my relationship conversations. She was like " my man are getting so close Cortney just the other day we shared anal sex." I was taken aback cause first of all dookie love just ain't a every day conversation between the two of us . Plus I heard the word shared in the sentence .
So I was like well BLANK ( protecting her name ) there's nothing wrong in expressing your love for your dude by trying exotic lovemaking. I said this even though I think anal sex is a sh*tty job and it's not big on my have to do list .
She replied by telling me " oh he did me long ago , hell even before I was really liking him. I did it to him."Another pause on my end then I said you mean you put a finger in it ... she was like nah I strapped on and hit dat azz!!!"
I told her that he was a british cigarette !
Then she proceeded to telling me how I shouldn't knock it if I haven't tried it she's read that men have a g spot in their anal canal that provides the most pleasurable orgasms.
I was not moved ..matter of fact if I have to take it up the chute to experience a more intense orgasm then that's just the height of orgasm I will never reach. I told her that if her man would take a fake dong up the doot .. what makes her think he wouldn't aspire to try the real thing ....
thus my calling him a british cigarette.
She now has an attitude with me ... was I wrong ?
