But this unrealistic television programming has to stop littering the airwaves.
I thought I had seen it all when Flavor Flav and Brigette Nielson starred in Strange Love .

As far as I'm concerned VH1 had gone beyond the anything real and crossed over into fantasy making a show about any woman being goo goo about Flava's crusty mouthed ass.



Then to make matters worst they dropped The Flava of Love on us where not just one woman you wouldn't believe would give Chuck D's comic foil a snow ball chance in hell but 20 broads degrading themselves for his affections. I was even more outdone when there was an order for a second season... so that's forty women I would never want to put my lips to walking the earth.. ok make that 41 women
(my babies mamma always gets a automatic place on any list concerning shit I don't want to do ever or ever again.)
Now there is a spin off of even this celluloid lunacy I LOVE NEW YORK where men are making complete fools of themselves for the affections of a broad that they know has slept with Flava Flav ...talk about sloppy seconds

From being in a cold sweat to being in cold storage

Can somebody tell the family of James Brown to please please please please please bury the Godfather of Soul. I mean he has only been dead since Christmas .

We're doing that cruise thing again!!!
August 17-23
Jamaica and the Cayman Islands











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15 degrees outside

Tonight it's colder than a witches tit . I had to go and check on the dogs and make sure that their doghouses were properly insulated with hay. For all my friends living in warmer parts of the country ...


i offer you the peace sign minus one finger ...

Gay's Anatomy ...

Maybe Isaiah Washington might take his own advice from the picture to the left and keep quiet. I say this but don't believe I'm not backing him for keeping it real .

The people at ABC and Disney obviously aren't men enough to get behind him on his right to free speech. TV is over saturated with it's ok to be gay programming for my own liking but that's a whole nothing blog posting. ABC and it's parent company seem to have succumbed to the pressures of the gay groups that are in protest of Mr Washington's remarks .

I'm not gay bashing .. so don't get it wrong . Just saying that I don't believe that Isaiah should be fired because he called TR a British cigarette( a fag ) . Wonder if Isaiah would be catching all this flack had he referred to TR as a sissy ?

Now the brother has to be in therapy to keep his job? It's not like he went to the set high or drunk . He got into an argument . Called someone out of their name ... didn't lie about TR from what I'm understanding.

One of my friends told me that i should equate this with someone calling Isaiah the N Word hmmmmm
I have to state it here that I don't being gay
is a struggle like being black .
Always thought if a gay man decided to just say no to gay relationships he could go about life in this world without the problems that come with his behavior .
Being black is not something you can act like you are not . Well you can act like you aren't but the world sees you as you are...
ask Micheal Jackson

To TR and the rest of the gay men offended by Mr Washington I say cowboy the hell up...
you can take a dong in your doot
but can't stomach a slur.... Please

Retro Techno




there was once upon a time when you had to keep quarters in your pockets and have to be able to withstand the smell of piss in a phone booth to be mobile. Now I'm so easily accessible that my bill collectors can call me while I'm out and about trying to make some money to pay them. I think I'm going to throw away my Treo and the 200 dollar a month sprint bill and go back to a pager .

Who the hell is Tom and why is he everybody's friend?

Hey all what's up I'm hoping that I'm not the only person that asked this question? I signed on to myspace cause I just refused to be the only person in the free world without one. When you sign on the creator of the site automatically becomes one of your peeps.


Tom has 150972974 friends.

If this is true Tom is the most lucky and cursed man at the same time.
I'm here to tell you of the 630 people I have as friends on myspace . I only know about 30 of them. I can say out of that 30 I can only depend on about 3 of them if I'm locked up and need for them to at least take a collect phone call from me . Out of those 3 I don't believe that one of them would come and get me out ... ok maybe one and they know whom they are ...

Shout Out To LBOOGIE!!! Long Story explain that in a later post.

MIKE TYSON : The Final Fall?

Who would have thought that Iron Mike would beat just about every man he stood before , only to fall victim to a white girl?
This is no stance against interracial alliances believe .





I'm talking about cocaine!
Right now he is facing 7 1/2 years in an Arizona State Pen on felony counts of drug possession and driving a car while under the influence.
I'm not one to laugh at a fallen soldier ... especially when I've seen them kick numerous in shape athletes asses .
So Brother Mike if you happen along this blog and get set free don't trip.
Just found it humorous that when he was arrested he admitted the coke was his but when he got to court he entered a plea of not guilty . My question is not guilty of what .. it's your coke ? Your admitted you were high and you were driving ... Mike you are guilty of the charges. The judge must have been high not to ask Mike the same questions .

TRULY A GREAT PERFORMANCE

Eddie Murphy made my paying full price to see a musical worth it. Truth is if I knew my boy Bootleg Jordan had the crystal clear copy I would have never saw this movie on a screen bigger than 60 inches. Mr Murphy showed his royal comedic ass in this performance .
But the scene that made me go " Oh Eddie is on one in this movie"
was when Jamie Foxx smashed the single he had recorded and he was about to shoot up .
When he gave that look to Effie's brother like either join in or get the fugg outta here !!! His recieving the Golden Globe should only be a warm up for his acceptance of an oscar. Who would have thought that Oscar and Eddie would be mentioned in the same conversation. After seeing Dr Doolittle 2 and the Haunted Mansion I wanted to crack him in the head with the statue to keep it one hunit.

Nothing wise ass to say about one of my comedy heroes... just kudos!!!!