Funny How Time Flies ...


I don't know how many of you parents will agree with me but I'm simply amazed by the growth and the maturity of my children. Many might know that I'm the proud father of three young men
Miles, Marcus and Cortney Jr. ( 14 , 12 , and 10 respectively) who are being raised in Atlanta by their mom. I spend summers with them trying to my best to give them
my manly input so that they can be well rounded . I'm so happy that we live in a digital age and I own a
8 megapixel Sony. Cause if not i wouldn't be able
to remember some of the moments we've shared.

Miles 14 years old and has become the man of the house since his mom and I broke up. Let her tell it he is becoming quite mannish... Just a few months ago she called me and left a half audible message on my phone in which I kinda heard her tell me she had found that Miles had been surfing the web and going to porn sites. Then she threatened to send him to stay with me and hung up abruptly in disgust. Now the thought of getting Miles with me and off the state books for child support filled me with glee.
But the uncertainty of why she was so upset about him looking at porn sites and the fact they live in Atlanta filled me with questions and some horror. I was like damn my eldest son might be playing for the other squad . Don't get me wrong i was going to still love my boy if that was the case but no matter how liberal a brother might be i don't think I'm man enough to be happy with that reality. So before I made the call to see what was really going on , I filled a triple shot of courage ( SHOUT OUT TO JACK DIZZLE). When I did get the boys mom on the phone she was going off about how my own fetishes were the cause of Miles new found interest online. I was like so just what website is he going to ... I braced myself for her answer.
She was like your son has been going to some site called
"BIG PUSS*.COM"
I paused for a moment , breathed a sigh of relief and went to my computer to see just why in the hell my son would have such a fascination with
big p's . In the history of man I don't believe there has been an outcry for more of those versus the snug perfect fit each man dreams of . The customized coochie so to speak. I couldn't find the website much to my dismay. I kindly asked his mom to put him on the phone acting as if i was going to scold him.
Miles answered the phone in a remorseful way ... I assured him that i wasn't mad with him but told him that he needed to be respectful of his mom's computer and at least clean out the cache and delete the cookies . Don't get me wrong i wasn't condoning my 14 year old surfing the web looking at big vaginas but this is a new day and age plus I'm not living in the house with him . So he won't be finding player magazines underneath my bed .The Internet is a wealth of knowledge and whether you like it or not there is a plethora of porn to be viewed as well.

Let me just keep it real I was glad the boy liked tits ass and coochie like his old man does.

Before he got off the phone I had to ask him how are you spelling Puss* cause for the life of me I can't find what site you went to he was like oh dad it's PUSSAY ...


I don't play Nintendo Wii
i had feared he and i would never have nothing to talk about , now our conversations are boundless .

Late Night Tickle Me Tuesday Theatre

This is for the old comedy heads
that can appreciate a good laugh...

dug this up out of the
Cortney Gee Comedy Vaults ... click the picture to view
ENJOY!!!!!

Al Sharpton for President...

For years I've been teasing the permed coiffed preacher turned politician for thinking that he might be considered by black folks, let alone white people to run the country. The citizens of the United States have long been led by leadership that though they haven't dressed the part been pimping us with reckless abandoned.

Maybe I have been wrong with my thoughts , maybe the season might just be right for some real revolutionary change again in this country.
The republicans will really have to fight to keep the white house in their clutches this time around ... the only charismatic figures that comes to mind is Condoleezza Rice and Rudy Guilliani and I'm not too sure of the Right Wing having a sister or a sicilian as the head honcho (or honcha ...if there is such a term smile !!!)

So it seems we might have either Hillary or Brother Obama as the front runners . Which is cool seeing with either winning we will have a black man in the white house... Obama wins we get a brother that has a african name tell me that aint advancement for colored people. A brother that has shunned his slave name and made it to the top of the chain. With Hillary she is bringing back smooth ass, saxophone playing and hefty hoe chasing Bill Clinton who knows his way well around the oval office.

But back to Rev Al. I really believe that he deserves a place on someones cabinet. I met him a few months back while in Atlanta and i have to admit i was more than impressed with his articulation and quick wit. I dont mean to say that a brother with a perm can't speak the langauage, I was just impressed with the grasp he had on the needs of everyday man. Thats the type of governmental officials I want in place .

Hell I might even go vote this year .

Stopped voting when Al Gore turned his back on Bill... was like how you going to turn your back on Batman when you are Robin ? Al Sharpton unlike backwards ass Al Gore hasn't forgotten about his roots.. now he may have chemically relaxed them but he has a sense of where he came from and I dig that.
He has let go of the velvet jumpsuit and got a better beautician .. give the brother a chance .
To be one hundred about the whole deal I wanted him to be president just so the reporters could be put on hold awaiting the state of the union address only to have his stylist come out and say ," The president needs a fw more minutes he's underneath the dryer lettting his hair set ... holla !"