This weeks post will not be televised will not be televised will not be televised... but the blog will be live...
I promised over the weekend that I wouldn't blog any sexual material . I figured after the two stories concerning my freaky auntie it's only fair that I pen something that showcases my more sensitive side.
Today in the wake of my court date ( I speak of it like it's a double murder I'm indicted for... I've been accused of running a stop sign) I've been thinking of all the things I've never done that I most people have... like been invited to a wedding .
I know that sounds retarded right . I mean people have invited me to funerals which by the way I don't like to attend. I do like funeral after parties though ... found myself at a few of those and didn't even know the person they were toasting off ooh wee too much fun to even write about .
But when it concerns my good friends that find themselves in love and ready for the big commitment they never tell me about it until after the fact or when they are ready to be divorced.
I'm serious ya'll wouldn't believe how many times my friends have called me and struck up the conversation about how they was thinking about divorce and I've replied by saying " You're Married ?"
DC (regular blogger )... the other day he was over to my house talking about relationships and he spoke of his second wife . I was like second wife? I didn't know he had been married one time let alone two times.
One of my boys told me straight up what it was about me that kept me from being on the invite list to a marriage. "Cortney my girl hated you cause you symbolize the thing that she was taking me away from... bachelorhood!"
Wow so it's true to be married you gotta have like minded partners huh?
He was right cause if I had been invited when the Reverend asked that question ," If there is anyone here that does not approve of this bonding let them spoke now or forever hold his or her peace ." I would have at least coughed.
I'm grown now and this bachelor thing is slowly becoming I'm going to be an old dude by my damn self.
So if any of ya'll are about to jump the broom send a brother an invite.. I promise I'll behave and look good in my tux.
I promised over the weekend that I wouldn't blog any sexual material . I figured after the two stories concerning my freaky auntie it's only fair that I pen something that showcases my more sensitive side.Today in the wake of my court date ( I speak of it like it's a double murder I'm indicted for... I've been accused of running a stop sign) I've been thinking of all the things I've never done that I most people have... like been invited to a wedding .
I know that sounds retarded right . I mean people have invited me to funerals which by the way I don't like to attend. I do like funeral after parties though ... found myself at a few of those and didn't even know the person they were toasting off ooh wee too much fun to even write about .
But when it concerns my good friends that find themselves in love and ready for the big commitment they never tell me about it until after the fact or when they are ready to be divorced.
I'm serious ya'll wouldn't believe how many times my friends have called me and struck up the conversation about how they was thinking about divorce and I've replied by saying " You're Married ?"
DC (regular blogger )... the other day he was over to my house talking about relationships and he spoke of his second wife . I was like second wife? I didn't know he had been married one time let alone two times.
One of my boys told me straight up what it was about me that kept me from being on the invite list to a marriage. "Cortney my girl hated you cause you symbolize the thing that she was taking me away from... bachelorhood!"
Wow so it's true to be married you gotta have like minded partners huh?He was right cause if I had been invited when the Reverend asked that question ," If there is anyone here that does not approve of this bonding let them spoke now or forever hold his or her peace ." I would have at least coughed.
I'm grown now and this bachelor thing is slowly becoming I'm going to be an old dude by my damn self.
So if any of ya'll are about to jump the broom send a brother an invite.. I promise I'll behave and look good in my tux.
4 Comments:
that was made funny....i won't invite you to my next wedding (hell, i don't even know my damn self)....but you're more than welcomed to come to my I-AIN'T-GOT-TO-PAY-THAT-BITCH-NO-MO-CHILD -SUPPORT-PARTY!!!!!
ohhhh, it's gon' be off the chain'!!!
lol...man we sure have been talking alot lately....I'm realizing now how much we chop it up...just so you know, I will invite you to my next wedding...if i ever have one...as a matter of fact, you would be the entertainment rather than a band...keep your ass on stage and tell jokes...but if you tell jokes to close to home..im pulling the mic son...lol
I think that you are my long lost twin!! lol I get treated the same way and I feel the same way. That's crazy. Hey, I didn't know that DC was married twice either.lol I love your blogs and the pics to go along with it.Thanks
Geezy, you know you are always on the invite list. Hell you can be my Man of Honor. Now find me a man and it's good.
DC I would make great 3rd wife material, lol
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