Saturday, February 03, 2007

Ok This Post Beats An Old Horse...



I'm more than happy to be receiving all the patronage on the blog and the comments have been great ... keep them coming and I'll continue to write the funny.

Today it was colder than wolf coochie here in Cleveland. Wasn't sure to write about so I watched some tv and didn't know that the airwaves were so bombarded with sexual dysfunctional aids for men and women.
The cialis commercial tickled me most not because of the long lasting promises of the pill but because of the people they are advertising to.
Ya'll know I've suffered through the after dinner desert my Aunt ( Blank... yeah like I'm going to tell ya'll her name so at next family reunion she rolls her eyes at me ) and her dude Mr. Marvin ( yeah I said his name he ain't family and he old enough he might not be her for next reunion no way) enjoyed. After reading your replies about that post I thought ok maybe having good times in your golden years isn't that bad but to arm these old men with that much penile power and unleashing them on women who may have not been getting that kinda action just ain't fair. Old people already have trouble with hip injuries . To put their hips at greater peril cause Mr. Marvin and his cialis pill popping contemporaries found the synthetic fountain of youth that might be grounds for lawsuits.
My aunt getting her groove on is a health risk I don't know her medicare will cover.
Not going to lie and say I haven't tried at least a half of one of those pills didn't want to be that excited for 36 hours ( wtf) . That's a whole day and a half of being too prepared to knock the bottom out of something ....
The side effects normally make you think twice putting any medicine in your body right?

"Like all medications, CIALIS may have some side effects. The most common side effects with CIALIS are headache, upset stomach, back pain, and muscle aches. These side effects usually go away after a few hours."

Those side effects sound like the normal byproduct of doing it !!!!


Before taking any medication you should read the instructions .. says take it at least 30 minutes before engaging . That means whomever you intend to have sex with actually has to show up . No room for you calling me talking bout my babysitter can't work tonight ya dig !!!

3 Comments:

Lance said...

nice blog....funny!

10:27 AM  
dc_speaks said...

u stupid.....i will live vicariously through you with your performance enhancers...im good! let me know how it works out for you. lol

11:33 AM  
Sheletha said...

"Not going to lie and say I haven't tried at least a half of one of those pills didn't want to be that excited for 36 hours ( wtf)"


okay so 36 hours is too much but 18 hours is okay????

9:05 AM  

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