The Mastering Of The Art Of Self Pleasure

I didn't know so many people spent safe sexual moments alone as I do. But as we get older it's not as taboo to admit about masturbation. I've talked to at least two female companions that have bragged about breaking dildos ( of the penis sort /or penis & bunny) . Both were confused of what to do with the devices when their doom came about. I suggested that they bury them in the backyard . That's how I have treated canines that have brought me joy. I figured that if the toy had been enjoyed to the point where it didn't work no more a wake and proper burial was in order.

" How can I say goodbye to what we had !!!"
My one friend said her toy which she dubbed " The Big Bang Theory" didn't go without a fight .

Before it went to that big sex toy store in the sky it buzzed at a speed she didn't know it was capable of pop fizzed and damn there set her nether region on fire... but it was the best orgasm she ever had.
These two friends are sexually liberated and didn't mind sharing these tales with me . Of course i have come across women that aren't as open about their vibrating friends and when questioned about them they'll swear the vibrator are for their back. Then I ask the question well why isn't shaped like a hand so I can use it too?
Men just don't have it as good .. when a woman has a sex toy it's a sign of her sexual growth and independence .
If we have something underneath our beds men are freaks.
I'm glad that all I need is lotion and imagination to get me there.