The Love Doctor
( and the hits just keep coming !!!)
For those that know me this following statement won't come to a surprise nor shock you. I don't have many female friends !!!
Not that I'm against a healthy platonic relationship but after Lolita
and a couple other chosen few I'm definitely at my limit. The reason I'm not very fond of female friends is because when a woman tells me that she just wants to be my friend what i hear is without doubt she has no interest in sleeping with me and though she may not mean to be unfriendly I find that fact to be the most unfriendly thing a female can tell me.
To make matters worst if I do decide to be their platonic friend they spend most of the time we are friends telling me about the losers that they do sleep with and how they wish they found someone like me but not me ... WTF!!??!!!
Well here is one of those friends( no it's not Loleezie) dropping yet another problem on me and I had to share it with ya'll for your reading pleasure and to keep from paying someone
to rid me of these thoughts .
( Blank) called me today and was like ... " Hey Cortney can I ask you what you think about this ?" Automatically I wanted to say no because without doubt my Geeism wasn't what she was really looking for .
But being the real friend that I am and I sensed this was going to be some sh*t to blog about I agreed to listen .
She proceeds to tell me that she wonders if her man is satisfied seeing that after sex he is always wanting to get up and roll out.
I paused then I dropped it on her ... if your dude is looking to bounce it's not that he isn't satisfied, there's just more sexing to do and maybe that action is somewhere else or he is married.
Me myself when it's good ( and to be honest I ain't never had bad cause I have yet to have sex and not catch that funny feeling ...hehehehehe)
I'm sleep daddy or just for cinematic purposes I light the celebration cigar!!!!
( and the hits just keep coming !!!)
For those that know me this following statement won't come to a surprise nor shock you. I don't have many female friends !!!
Not that I'm against a healthy platonic relationship but after Lolita
and a couple other chosen few I'm definitely at my limit. The reason I'm not very fond of female friends is because when a woman tells me that she just wants to be my friend what i hear is without doubt she has no interest in sleeping with me and though she may not mean to be unfriendly I find that fact to be the most unfriendly thing a female can tell me.To make matters worst if I do decide to be their platonic friend they spend most of the time we are friends telling me about the losers that they do sleep with and how they wish they found someone like me but not me ... WTF!!??!!!
Well here is one of those friends( no it's not Loleezie) dropping yet another problem on me and I had to share it with ya'll for your reading pleasure and to keep from paying someone
to rid me of these thoughts .( Blank) called me today and was like ... " Hey Cortney can I ask you what you think about this ?" Automatically I wanted to say no because without doubt my Geeism wasn't what she was really looking for .
But being the real friend that I am and I sensed this was going to be some sh*t to blog about I agreed to listen .
She proceeds to tell me that she wonders if her man is satisfied seeing that after sex he is always wanting to get up and roll out.
I paused then I dropped it on her ... if your dude is looking to bounce it's not that he isn't satisfied, there's just more sexing to do and maybe that action is somewhere else or he is married.
Me myself when it's good ( and to be honest I ain't never had bad cause I have yet to have sex and not catch that funny feeling ...hehehehehe)I'm sleep daddy or just for cinematic purposes I light the celebration cigar!!!!
5 Comments:
cool.
Ive offically put you on the "favorites list"
It is very difficult, if not impossible, for men and women to be 'just friends.'
i think women are a little more insecure about "security" in relationships. part of the "good girl, bad guy" fantasy. always wanting a "fake secure feeling" of that brutha that can talk shit, act tough, but at the end of the day, ain't worth a damn...
...and then later, blazin' my phone up for advice...i'll be that friend, no doubt...but as far as establishing a relationship with that person, i pretty much write them off due to the fact of their decision making.
if you can't love me for who i am, then you can't love me for what you want me to be.
...the good hard working, support-you-and-yours brother get overlooked, most times. mostly because some women are vain and as they get older, they're going for broke and going after their "fantasy" lover, with hopes of locking him down, maybe a kid or two, if not already with family.
(here's some advice ladies:
most men know that, so that why many of y'all get played for looking for mr. right now, instead of being patient and developing a friendship, whether it's physical or not. do it slowly)
i'm coming into my own learning not to stress the relationship game. i'll just take it one day at a time. whatever happens, happen.
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I have a few too many women that told me let's be friends back when i was growing up and they have continued to be due to my actually thinking highly of them or the fact I heard they was off the chain in the bed and I'm still waiting in line heheheheeh
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