bumping uglies is just ugly?

I'm closing in on 40 and feel that I'm really in the prime of my sexual life
( not that I last as long as I used to nor want it as much as I once did) .
But my mental game in the bed is on deck. Meaning ...
I've learned to listen to her music other just go through the motions of what I think she wants me to do.
Even with this feeling of sexual prominence I damn sure don't think that 25 years from now I'm going to be still trying to get my freak on. Of course I don't plan on not having female companionship but I would like to think that I will by then grown to enjoy the company of the opposite sex and not be thinking of hitting that.
I'm sure many reading this are wondering just where in the hell is Cortney going with this post.
Ok here it is... found out that my elderly relative was still doing it and it tripped me out.
Fell asleep over their house after a big meal and was awaken by sounds coming from their room that sounded not like sex noises but more like over exertion and possible injury. I was frozen with the thought that my auntie might be doing the do . I mean they are like in their late 60's .
I thought to call 911 for aid then I was like damn they might be experiencing a cialis moment and were waiting for me to fall asleep so they could get their groove on.Respectfully I gathered up my things and tip toed out of the house praying that neither one of them walked out the room naked looking for that towel ( don't act like ya'll don't know what towel I'm talking about either .. for the real freaks reading this I ain't talking bout the black towel either !!!)
I really can't bring myself to go back over the house ... How can I knowing my aunt is naughty and her dude who ain't even my uncle is tapping that ass ?
So I ask how old is too old to be doing it?

8 Comments:
cortneygeeonline Is this about you!?? ☆★☆
yeah...I don't want to hear big mommah doing it.
"that sounded not like sex noises but more like over exertion and possible injury."
TOO FLIPPIN FUNNY!!!! MY BELLY HURTS!!!
Did you have to go there. I mean now I'm thinkng about all the noises I heard growing up and OH DAMN MENATL PIC!!!
THANKS A LOT CORTNEY! you so did not make my day with this one....
so sorry ya'll if me sharing this made you realize that your mom was or is still doing it .. i would think that our existance says that they once did.. but the thought of a parent or grand parent still hitting skins is like ewwwwwww
"I damn sure don't think that 25 years from now I'm going to be still trying to get my freak on." - CortGee
c'mon on dawg..
you can't go out like dat!
shiiiiiiit, i hope to be representin' hard and strong at 64! (i don't know what paul mccartney is doing...lol)
yeah, if you got the joke good. if you didn't, oh well....anyway. i can see it now dawg, big 'ol king size bed in the bedroom with a nightstand with two fishbowls. one filled with viagra pills, the other filled with rubbas!
(;-P <=====who's ya daddy?!
OK. Usually I keep my comments to myself, but I have to speak on this one.
Age is a state of mind, and if your auntie and her dude still feel young enough at heart to get their freak on, I say...kudos to them. I only hope that at 65 I still have the desire (and the ability) to still want to be physically intimate with my mate(although I probably wont be able to still put my ankles up by my ears.lol).
I mean, its not like horny, old women are a new concept. Hell, I know too many women 50 & over who are dating men half their age because they say the men their age cant keep up. Why do you think Viagra was invented? Old men were getting tired of losing their women to someone who can still get it up as opposed to their old ass lying their limp.
Just something to think about.
LONG LIVE THE OLD & HORNY!!!
I totally agree with Kiki
hey kiki, romina...whaddya y'all gonna be doing...oh, let's say...in about thirty years???
what?...i'm just sayin'.... (;-P
Post a Comment
Links to this post:
Create a Link
<< Home