Funny How Time Flies ...
I don't know how many of you parents will agree with me but I'm simply amazed by the growth and the maturity of my children.
Many might know that I'm the proud father of three young menMiles, Marcus and Cortney Jr. ( 14 , 12 , and 10 respectively)
who are being raised in Atlanta by their mom.
I spend summers with them trying to my best to give themmy manly input so that they can be well rounded .
I'm so happy that we live in a digital age and I own a8 megapixel Sony. Cause if not i wouldn't be able
to remember some of the moments we've shared.
Miles 14 years old and has become the man of the house since his mom and I broke up. Let her tell it he is becoming quite mannish... Just a few months ago she called me and left a half audible message on my phone in which I kinda heard her tell me she had found that Miles had been surfing the web and going to porn sites. Then she threatened to send him to stay with me and hung up abruptly in disgust. Now the thought of getting Miles with me and off the state books for child support filled me with glee.But the uncertainty of why she was so upset about him looking at porn sites and the fact they live in Atlanta filled me with questions and some horror. I was like damn my eldest son might be playing for the other squad . Don't get me wrong i was going to still love my boy if that was the case but no matter how liberal a brother might be i don't think I'm man enough to be happy with that reality. So before I made the call to see what was really going on , I filled a triple shot of courage ( SHOUT OUT TO JACK DIZZLE). When I did get the boys mom on the phone she was going off about how my own fetishes were the cause of Miles new found interest online. I was like so just what website is he going to ... I braced myself for her answer.
She was like your son has been going to some site called
"BIG PUSS*.COM"
I paused for a moment , breathed a sigh of relief and went to my computer to see just why in
the hell my son would have such a fascination withbig p's . In the history of man I don't believe there has been an outcry for more of those versus the snug perfect fit each man dreams of . The customized coochie so to speak. I couldn't find the website much to my dismay. I kindly asked his mom to put him on the phone acting as if i was going to scold him.
Miles answered the phone in a remorseful way ... I assured him that i wasn't mad with him but told him that he needed to be respectful of his mom's computer and at least clean out the cache and delete the cookies . Don't get me wrong i wasn't condoning my 14 year old surfing the web looking at big vaginas but this is a new day and age plus I'm not living in the house with him . So he won't be finding player magazines underneath my bed .The Internet is a wealth of knowledge and whether you like it or not there is a plethora of porn to be viewed as well.
Let me just keep it real I was glad the boy liked tits ass and coochie like his old man does.
Before he got off the phone I had to ask him how are you spelling Puss* cause for the life of me I can't find what site you went to he was like oh dad it's PUSSAY ...
I don't play Nintendo Wii
i had feared he and i would never have nothing to talk about , now our conversations are boundless .
5 Comments:
Now this is too funny. I love yah
Creamyyy
Im pretty sure that your son isnt the only young guy experiencing sexual curiosity, at his age. He is at the age were his mind starts wandering and he is more than likely showing alot more interest in girls. Its natural, we've done it when we were that age, but we didnt have the computer and a thing called "dirty websites", you probably had about a hundred dirty magazines under your mattress your self. Just be there as his father to educate him on sex and the resposibilities that come along with it. All though this is a funny story and we adults can get a little humor out of this...Just know you as the male role model in his life should be his educator and dont leave it up to the internet to educate him (as some parents inadvertently do). Sh@#, sit him down and tell him about big and small coonies (ha,ha,ha)and answer any questions he may have. Much Luv Bigmama
Damn Geezy -
I wish I could find the humor in all of that but you know I feel like MM & C are my stepbabies, and having the oldest out of the 4 I completely understand what is going down. I had to put parental controls on the showtime because you know who was watching on-demand soft porn after school. So I feel mamas pain. I'm pumping my fists for all of the single moms raising these men. It's a hard job, but who the hell else is gonna do it.
Poor Miles would probably be so embarassed if he knew you had him on blast
poor poor miles
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