Monday, April 17, 2006

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO CORTNEY GEE
MJ REVISITED


The Smooth Criminal is back in the news . This time it's because he is getting help with his debt. Damn what is the world coming to when MJ has to pawn shit to keep from having creditors from blowing up his phone. I can't say I know what MJ is going through ... I actually hate it when people say stuff like that. " I know exactly what you are going through and they aint never walked in yur shoes let alone moonwalked in your loafers you know .
But I do have a few creditors that I have become more than overzealous in their pursuit of getting paid. I had own that called me like we was partners . Chatting with me thyen asking me when I was going to pay for a Balley's debt. I was like first of all you dont work for Balley's and secondly when I signed my name to that contract I intended to work out . No I haven't been working out and even if I wanted to I would have to sign name on another contract just to do push ups in the damn place .
Balley's is the DEVIL!!!

I'm a Michael Jackson Fan from back in the day . Can't believe how far he has fallen from the King Of Pop status he achieved . Alot of it is his own doing. You just can't be befriending chimops and having sleep overs with 12 year olds and nobody not questions just what the fuck is wrong with you. But all the blame aint MJ's some of it has to fall on the parents that pimp their cancer stricken kids.I mean it wasnt like MJ didn't leave clues about what he was about
PYT , I'm Bad Smooth Criminal. Before this last fiasco he had already paid one kid 40 million dollars that may or may not have seen his supposed tri colored wee wee.It had gotten so bad MJ made his own kids he could play with ( and hang out of windows ) so people would leave him the hell alone.
Don't think I'm excusing MJ of wrong doing I'm not , if he is drugging lil boy's and blowing them there is a special place in hell for him and may he go there wearing gasoline fruit of the looms .
But why not start putting accusing parents on trial .. ask them " Just what the hell did you think might happen when your 9 year old slept in same bed with a damn there 50 year old ?
I mean I have 50 family members I wouldnt trust my dogs to spend the night with let alone my treasured children and MJ had already been accused of some freaky stuff already.
Maybe my thoughts come from my common sense, but my mom always told me the biggest myth is that sense is common.

And to think once upon a time Prince was the nasty one between the two. MJ was normal Prince was a unadulterated perv.










MJ has officially had too much plastic surgery,
been accused not once but twice of pedophilia, the where is Bubbles Mystery has yet to be solved and he has been putting out bunk cd's o0ut for damn there a decade. Prince on the other hand though he obviously isn't a interior decorator ( ask Carlos Boozer about that shit !!!) putting out jams like he used to and is now a Jehovah's Witness and more likely to knock on your door before the crack of dawn spreading THE WORD.
MJ shouldnt be in debt or jail if they let R.Kelly roam free.
I saw that tape and I'm telling you that was R.Kelly or Aaron Hall , one of them pee'd on that lil girl. R.Kelly must have a damn good lawyer with all that evidence against him.MJ didnt have nothing that incriminating against him and the state of California had him doing the court room shuffle. Have to give MJ props though how he came to court late in some pajamas and house shoes .. that shit was classic.
I need R Kelly's lawyer on retainer .
Just for the record , I didnt buy the R Kelly video I borrowed it .That's how I get all my porn. Ain't no man going to sweat you over non returned pornography .If he let you borrow it he had already had his fill of viewing the dvd.That's right ladies even with our fantasy women we get tired of looking at their ass as well. I have to admit though there is this one female on Latina Booty 67 that I just can't get outta my head , INS couldn't deport this woman from my memory.

2 Comments:

LBoogie said...

Can you explain how R-Kelly azz ain't in jail yet...

Hey, Prince's album 3121 was #1 a few weeks ago.

3:37 PM  
LBoogie said...

What da f***! Michael wit tits! Ewwwwwwh that's just wrong.

5:44 PM  

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